We are working through a statement by the University of Utah regarding disclosure. We have got through one paragraph, and now are headed to the second. Unfortunately, the snark restrictor on my WordPress editor has failed and snark keeps popping out–more than usual. I’ve tried to strike through most of it. Gosh, it’s just hard to catch it all.
Thus, the shallow pool of the first paragraph. Now for deeper waters of the second paragraph of the university’s guidance. Snark controls have become entirely unreliable at this point.
Invention disclosure is critically important for all projects, especially where any portion of the funding comes from the federal government, private foundation, or commercial sponsor. Federal law requires prompt disclosure and the University, investigators, and involved companies could lose very significant rights if disclosures are not promptly made.
The first sentence is mildly incoherent. Invention disclosure is “critically important.” Okay. Obviously, since all inventions must pass through the “portal” (Per me si va ne la città dolenta, per me si va ne l’etterno dolore, per me si va tra la perduta gente… lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate–Inferno, Canto III), it’s important that they do so. But look at the construction–“critically important” for everything… especially…. How can something that’s critically important in general be especially important on top of that for anything? Only if “critically” doesn’t mean “critically.” It is especially important to disclose inventions if funding comes from federal, private, or commercial sponsors. Not so much for, say, state government or foreign government (not federal) or from donations or the university’s own funds–for those sources of support, invention disclosure is merely “critical.”
The point that is being attempted, perhaps, is that when a research funding agreement requires all inventions made in a project to be reported, then it’s a really sporting move to comply. Why is that point so difficult to express at Utah?
Now for the zinger: “Federal law requires prompt disclosure.” Continue reading

